YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Oregon! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

cause of reasons

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Oregon! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

cause of reasons

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pup holder. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pup holder. [x]

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pandamunk:

fearandbullets:

punkrockluna:

gouthesupermanager:

bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

gouthesupermanager:

flameoflight:

well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

wildembers:

relahvant:

insanenerdfish:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

why do they skip E in america

There’s an E in other grading scales?

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

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I’m moving to the UK

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tastefullyoffensive:

Better School Mascots [beatricethebiologist]

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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ryanvallejo:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sugarysymbiote:

butchinthesouth:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

Omg. Morning made.

This is the cutest thing ever

THATS FUCKING GENIUS I CANT

harold stop pissing everywhere god damn

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caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

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tyleroakley:

evisane:

bridle:

So I have a pet duck who is special needs. I saved Spuck from being culled as a duckling and he imprinted on me, but I go to college on the other side of the country. This was my duck’s reaction after seeing me for the first time in 4 months

omg aw

SPUCK

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liamdryden:

lovingtheloveless:

livingthelifeofaphangirl:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Call Me, Beep Me - Kim Possible

I accidentally had my earbuds unplugged, and after the first beep my brother sat up and said “KIM POSSIBLE!”

for the feels. all the feels.

the beep has been my text tone for about three years

i’ve had the same texttone as a very well know youtuber for years. and you all laughed at me

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blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

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